|Favourite landmark The Tower of London||Aka The Squirrel|
|Favourite obscure fact A group of hippopotamuses is called a ‘bloat’||When I grow up I want to be AN ADULT :)|
|My claim to fame is Tenuous at best||My 3 luxury items when working on the river are Champagne, caviar and socks.|
I’m from Manchester and when not clog dancing or working in the local cotton mill I enjoy dining in the finest restaurants in London. I am still surprised that someone will employ me to hang out on a speedboat all day telling people about this amazing city! I’m not going to lie – my job is pretty cool.
I am hoping to soon have the weathered face of an old sea-dog when I will change my name to Arthur and talk exclusively in vowels. That’s what ‘boaty’ people are like, isn’t it? Is anyone out there selling any parrots? I’d be interested…
In fact, if you are very lucky, I may be conducting my tours as my alter ego: Pirate Geoff.
Apparently Twitter’s pretty big. Check out @staceyhaslanded for strange ramblings!