In a momentary flash of inspiration we decided to employee stand up comedians and actors to guide our speedy speedboat tours. Yes that’s right... stand up comedians provide a constant supply of high-brow wit and sparkling banter to ensure you thoroughly enjoy your speedboat RIB experience.   

They are also closet history boffins and have endless historical facts, figures and stories on everything important that's ever happened and anyone influential who's ever lived in London.

But do not fear, our stand ups undergo rigorous vessel and safety training and complete regular emergency drill procedures. They are the ‘best of the best’ in their very particular niche category of ‘Stand-Up Comedian, High Speed, Thames Safety Crew and Guides’ - Just one more factor that makes us so unique.

Meet a few of our most regular guides below ...

Please feel free to e-mail them and thank them for your trip or ridicule them for incorrect dating of a vital event. They really do appreciate any feed-back, it makes their day and beats heckling!

Use this page to keep up to date with other projects they are involved in and where else you can see (or avoid) them!!


London Rib Voyages Guides - Stacey



Actress by trade, crazy comedian guide by day... 

Visit Stacey's page...



Matt, the historian, the actor, the stand-up, the all round entertainer and gentleman.

Visit Matt's page...


Passionate about the city, passionate about people, passionate about performance.

Visit Mike's page...


An impressive CV ...Ben Whitehead is an actor, comedian, performance and voice artist. He appeared as the voice of Mr Leaching in the Aardman Animations Oscar-winning film Wallace & Gromit and The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. 

Visit Ben's page...


Not as posh as he sounds, Matthew Rowland Roberts has a face even his mother wants to punch. 

Matt, ever the showman and ever the perfectionist puts on a high end performance no matter what the role.  His guiding is fresh, friendly and intriguing.  His manner is polite, professional and a cut above other city tour guides.

Visit Matt's page...

"What a great trip. No boring sightseeing, just simple facts, easy to remember gags and lovely staff.  I wanted it to last longer." Emily Watson, Sept 11.
"I wanted to say a HUGE thank you to you all, we sailed with you for the second time on Saturday and it was fantastic. The guys that take you up the Thames are great and just add to the experience. See you again soon!" Lisa Fox-Lynn, Feb 11.
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