|Favourite landmark The Tower of London||Aka The Squirrel|
|Favourite obscure fact A group of hippopotamuses is called a ‘bloat’||When I grow up I want to be AN ADULT :)|
|My claim to fame is Tenuous at best||My 3 luxury items when working on the river are Champagne, caviar and socks.|
I’m from Manchester and when not clog dancing or working in the local cotton mill I enjoy dining in the finest restaurants in London. I am still surprised that someone will employ me to hang out on a speedboat all day telling people about this amazing city!
I am hoping to soon have the weathered face of an old sea-dog when I will change my name to Arthur and talk exclusively in vowels.